Jesh: Sorry, Mom. I only have one hug left.
M: Can I have it or are you saving it for someone else?
J: I am saving it for someone else. I am saving it for my dad.
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J: Mom, Daniel and the Lion King is an Aristocats song?
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While we were staying with the Miller's.
M: Don't run out there. You're naked.
J: But Mom, everybody loves to tickle my buns.
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Looking on as I was throwing up.
J: Mom, you're spitting up?
M: Yes, kind of. I am throwing up.
J: What are you putting in the toilet?
M: All the food I ate today.
J: It's coming out of your knees?
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J: But Mom, everybody loves to tickle my buns.
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Looking on as I was throwing up.
J: Mom, you're spitting up?
M: Yes, kind of. I am throwing up.
J: What are you putting in the toilet?
M: All the food I ate today.
J: It's coming out of your knees?
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Aly: Take me to heaven.
Emma: But heaven is where you get dead.
Pause.
Aly: Take me to Heavenly Father.
Emma: But Heavenly Father makes us alive!
Aly: You can be Jesus.
Jesh: But Jesus can fly!
Emma: No, he doesn't have power to fly... but he has power to heal.
Jesh: Yeah! He has power to climb hills!
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I walk in to the bathroom where he has just peed in the toilet.
Me: Wow. Did you really pee all over the toilet?
J: Yes.
Me: Why?
J: To show you that I love you.
These are great!
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